钥匙挂腰带皮夹插后面口袋
黑框的眼镜有几千度来海边穿西装裤
他不在乎 我却想哭
有点无助他的样子像刚出土的文物
他烤肉竟然会自带水壶
写信时用浆糊
走起路一不注意就撞树
我不想输就算辛苦
我也要等我也不能让你再走寻常路
我决定插手你的人生
当你的时尚顾问 别说你不能
让我们乘着阳光
海上冲浪 吸引她目光
不要怕露出胸膛
流一点汗 你成了型男
让我们乘着阳光
看着远方 别当路人甲
让美女缺氧 靠在你肩膀
我微笑在你旁边撑伞
喔对了对女生用心点
约会要等 讲笑话不能闷
别太冷像我一样就刚好
对爱的人 接吻要深
拥抱要真 来电显示给个甜蜜的昵称
穿着要个性 这只是刚刚入门
接下来你还要会弹琴会写歌会双截棍
头脑清楚 不能迷糊
我要将你彻底改造基因重组大变身
我决定插手你的人生
当你的时尚顾问 别说你不能
让我们乘着阳光
海上冲浪 吸引她目光
不要怕露出胸膛
流一点汗你成了型男
让我们乘着阳光
看着远方 别当路人甲
让美女缺氧 靠在你肩膀
我微笑在你旁边撑伞
让我们乘着阳光
海上冲浪 吸引她目光
不要怕露出胸膛
流一点汗 你成了型男
让我们乘着阳光
看着远方 别当路人甲
让美女缺氧 靠在你肩膀
我微笑在你旁边撑伞…
Hang the keys on your belt
Tuck your wallet in your back pocket
The black framed glasses are a 10 dioptres strong
Coming to the seaside wearing a trousers
He doesn’t care yet I want to cry
A bit helpless, his face is like that of a historical relic that’s just been dug up
Unexpectedly he brings his own kettle to the barbecue
When he writes a letter he uses a glue stick
When he walks, if he doesn’t pay attention he bumps into a tree
I don’t want to lose
Even if it’s exhausting
I have to wait, I can’t let you let you walk on the ordinary path again
I decide to meddle in your life
I’ll be your fashion advisor
Don’t say you can’t
Let us ride the sunshine
Dash against the tide on the sea
Attract her sight
Don’t be afraid to show your chest
Perspire some sweat
You’ve become a cool guy
Let us ride the sunshine
Watching far into the distance
Don’t be a passer-by
Leave the beautiful girl breathless
Leaning on your shoulder
I smile and hold up the umbrella beside you
Oh right, towards girls you must cherish them
You have to wait on a date
You can’t be boring when telling a joke
Don’t be too cold
Be like me and it’ll be just right
Towards the person you love
You have to kiss deeply
You have to hug sincerely
You should give a sweet nickname for the caller ID
You need to have individuality with clothing
This is just the introduction
Next you also have to play the piano, write songs, do nun-chuks
Your mind must be clear
You can’t be confused
I’m going to thoroughly modify your genetics and change you into a new person.
